Customer Care

Frank Sinatra once sang, "The customer is always right!"  He was right, and I want to make sure you are 100% happy with anything you buy from this site. If you are not, please get in touch and we can sort it out.

Privacy & Safety

Unlike a lot of other sites, I WILL NOT be sharing your personal data with ANYONE afterwards. Pinky promise.

Wholesale Inquiries

If you are interested in wholesale enquiries, like buying everything I have ever done, or plonking me into your mansion in Los Angeles as an artist in residence, please get in touch. I am from immigrant stock and will do most things for money.


Payment Methods

• Bank transfer

• Old school cashola